2 Broke Girls

Max: Oh. No, hipster. No. Do not think we're on the same team. We have nothing in common. I wear knit hats when it's cold out. You wear knit hats 'cause of Coldplay. You have tattoos to piss off your dad. My dad doesn't know he's my dad. And finally, you think this is the sound that gets you service. I think this is the sound that dries up my vagina.